Sunday, February 19, 2006

Chocolate Milk!
























Hey everyone,

As part of controlling my diet, I decided to not have any more chocolate milk because well, it's too fattening when you are having 6+ packs per day! I broke the rule today. After about three weeks of not having any chocolate milk, I couldn't resist it. I just had to have it! So I had one packet today and I was in heaven! Chocolate milk rules!

Mansur

Dilemma!

Hey friends,

There has been something that I have been meaning to talk about. First I thought I'd stay quiet, but then I thought maybe I should share it with you to get a better idea of how to handle the situation. Mind you, I have not talked about this with my parents, or my siblings, so keep it kind of confidential. You see this apart below:




Well, a very good friend of mine Omran, who is a UAE local, has said to me that he will buy a two bedroom apartment for me in Dubai. Initially I thought he was kidding around, but then he was very serious about it. Omran and I go way back to university days, where I helped him a lot in most of his classes. Without my help, he would have probably never graduated.

We were talking the other night, and he said he would like to get me an apartment. Now, the offer is very tempting. It is located at Jumeirah Beach Residence, and its a two bedroom apartment facing the sea. He says he bought several when the project was launched. There is no catch, so he says. The apartment costs more than 1 million dirhams. He has asked me to seriously consider his "gift."



I am very tempted to get it. But at the back of my mind, I feel like I will be obligated to repay him in someway. He has said it's not a favor he is doing for me, but I feel like 10 years down the road, he may ask something from me.

I don't know what to do. Should I take the offer and get the apartment? Or should I refuse the offer and thank him immensely for his generosity? I don't know. I am confused.

Mansur

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Precious Memories

Hey friends,

My mom just handed over to me several home videos that were made 17 years ago. I was a mere 11 years old. My sister was only 4 and my brother was 14. I watched these videos again and again, and some of them are extremely funny. My favorites include:

* SA falling off her chair during Musical Chairs!
* MA winning Musical Chair everywhere
* A small movie we made called The Pakistani Ninja, in which I am playing Lefty!
* My cousin SM and I co-hosting a comedy show!
* My cousin and I performing a play called "Diamonds coming out of your mouth!"
* Two sisters NT and NT fighting over a knife to cut a cake!
* A long session where my sister and I are interviewing each other!

There are loads and loads of more precious moments, and at the end of it all I actually wept because all of us have come such a long way, and in today's world, we all have lost a part of the innocence that we had back in the 80s in Jeddah.

To those of who knew of a group called Johnny Hates Jazz, here is one of their best songs, which is close to my heart. Everytime I listen to this song, I am magically transported back to Jeddah to the age when I was 11.

Another day is ended
And I still can’t sleep
Remembering my yesterdays
I begin to weep
If I could have it over
Live my life again
I wouldn’t change a single day
I wish that I could turn back the clock
Bring the wheels of time to stop
Back to the days when life was so much better
Lying here in silence
Picture in my hand
Of a boy I still resemble
But I no longer understand
And as the tears run freely
How I realise they were the best years of my life
You might say it’s just
A case of giving up, No
But without these memories where is the love
Where is the love
If I could have it over
Live my life again
I wouldn’t change a single day
Why can’t I turn back the clock
Bring the wheels of time to a stop
Back to the days
Oh no no
I remember when
Life was so good
I’d go back If I could
Oh oh I wouldn’t change a single day
Don’t let the memories slip away
I wouldn’t change a single day
Don’t let the memories slip away
---

Precious memories indeed.

Mansur

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Shortest Story Ever?

Once upon a time, there was a young girl home alone. The night was dark with strong winds blowing. In the distance, owls were hooting and wolves howling. The girl was watching a movie alone when the phone rings. She picks up the phone nervously, and the cracked, distorted voice on the other end says:

"Do you like scary movies?"

The girl replies, "no."

"Oh, ok. Sorry to bother you. Bye."

The girl puts the phone down and resumes watching The WIzard of Oz.

The End.

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Ok, guys, that was my attempt to write the shortest horror story ever.

Mansur

Monday, February 13, 2006

The Locket: A Short Story (penned in 2 hours)

The Locket

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The locket in Sameera’s hand shone like a shining star fallen right out of the sky. The longer she held it, the more powerful she felt in her soul. The locket was shaped like a sun, not the ordinary sun we know of, but a very elaborate sun. The centerpiece of the locket was a large diamond. Samira had no idea how much it was worth, but it looked very expensive. Surrounding the diamond, there were concentric circles of small diamonds, which shone so brightly as she studied the locket. She was certainly impressed by it. Sameera was just startled by the locket.

She remembered when her uncle had given it to her on her wedding day. He had mentioned how he purchased the locket as part of the Kohi-noor collection before India was separated from Pakistan. Her uncle had been working there as part of the British regiment, and his travels with them all over Indian gave him opportunities to see and explore part of the country which he never would have done so. Part of his journey included witnessing the Kohinoor Jewelry collection, of which the equivalent would be the Crown Jewels at the Tower of London. He has purchased this locket from that collection, at a price that he would not mention, for his wife. Ever since she passed away, she had willed the locket to Sameera on her wedding day.

So overwhelmed was Sameera with her locket, she did not understand how she should thank her uncle. “Take real good care of it,” was all he could say. She realized immediately then that there is more to this locket than just diamonds. Her husband Omar, a simple man, while in awe of the locket, did not take a liking to it. He came from a very simple family with modest means. It was his intelligence and creativity that led him to be a prestigious marketing executive, leading him to travel to all the places he could only dream of. Despite his prestigious position, he held on to his roots, and rooted himself into ground reality. He made sure to not let all the wealth go to his head.

Omar did cringe a little when he saw the amazing locket in Sameera’s hands. His eyes were truly transfixed on them. He too appreciated Sameera’s uncle for gifting her such an expensive gift. It’s not a gift, the uncle would say, it’s more like a family heirloom. It was now months after the wedding that Samira took the locket out for the first time. She had stored it away in a safe place, deep inside her cupboard in her newly renovated walk in closet. She was sure no one would find it. Tonight, she just sat there alone in the closet, holding the locket in her hands, thinking of the unthinkable.

Sameera’s husband did not like it the least bit that she was wearing the locket when he returned from his long business trip. I must cut down on my travels, he had thought to himself on his way over from the airport. Sameera and Omar fought for a long time the whole night. She wanted to continue to wear the locket, and he wanted her to remove it. Ultimately, they came to the conclusion that she should wear it only on special occasions. She relented. Little did Omar know that as soon he slipped out of the house for work, she would take the locket out and wear it. She wore it when she showered. She wore it when she made breakfast, and did her house cleaning. She wore it while grocery shopping, and visiting friends. She wore it while watching television and even while taking naps in the afternoon. She would be careful to remove it and place it back in the box in the closet before Omar came back.

Sameera didn’t know when the sensation first begun, but she knew it was immediately after she had begun to wear the locket.

Why do I feel so powerful, she thought? Why do I feel so invincible? She could not explain her feelings, and her emotions. She chose not to tell Omar initially but eventually did when her emotions would run too high. He did not appreciate her breaking their pact, and was upset, but Omar tried to help Samira out. He could not explain what was going on with her. Sameera would act all weird if the locket was off. It was as if she needed to have it on the whole time, which made Omar all the more helpless and confused.

“We must see a doctor,” Omar finally said. “My best friend Samir is a doctor, so we can keep it confidential.”

Sameera refused.

“But it’s my best friend, Samir, and he is one of the best in town. He will help you.”

She did not want to share her thoughts, feeling with anyone out there. Omar became frustrated. So overwhelmed was Sameera with the locket around her neck continuously, she stopped meeting people, or even shopping for groceries.

Omar contacted the uncle who had given the locket initially and inquired about his wife.

“How did she die?” Omar asked.

The uncle initially refused to talk, but succumbed to Omar’s pressure, and agreed to meet him during lunch break. The uncle was very reluctant to share the details, but after hearing what Sameera had been through, he felt compelled to tell what had happened to his own wife. Apparently, as Omar came to realize, the locket has a wild and unbelievable history.

The uncle’s wife received the locket from her grandmother who belonged to the Mughal Empire that ruled India in the 1800s. Her grandmother wore the locket. Her husband, Badshaah, the King, gave it to her. Because the King had remarried another woman, to keep the first wife happy he gave her a very expensive locket. She was not very happy with the decision, but was temporarily happy with the locket. I can always sell it off and get the money, she thought. But she realized that her husband was spending more and more time with his new, younger wife, leaving herself feel dejected. She was not happy and confronted the King several times. The King was not happy, and had her locked in the dungeon, completely surrounded with thick brick walls, with no sunlight.

It was then she realized she had the locket around her neck, and used that as a visual sunlight. Tilting the locket to a certain angle, she was able to reflect off the light from the candle flames in her dungeon to create a startling effect of reflections on the ceiling. It helped served her pass her time. Several years in the dungeon, she was entering into a state of madness. When the guard who had bought her food was temporarily blinded by the strong reflection off her locket, she made a grab for him and pinned him to the ground using her body weight. Hitting his head on the floor, the guard fell unconscious, and she grabbed the sword from his belt and ran. There was only one place she was going: the King. Entering the dining hall, with disheveled hair and unkempt clothes, the guests screamed and shot up from their seats. The King, at the head of the table, turned around to see behind him. Before he could say anything, the woman brought her sword up and with all her mighty strength, swung it hard. Blood shot out from the now severed neck, as the head hung limply. A botched execution. All the woman could do was laugh maniacally to the point where she was shot with a shotgun by one of the guard.

Omar sat bewildered throughout.

“Surely that cannot be true,” he said to the uncle.

“Well,” said the uncle, “that’s how the legend goes. I cannot testify to what the truth is, but this story is what my wife had told me. Now I am telling it to you so you know what is happening to your wife. I fear she may be going through what my wife went through.”

“What did happen to your wife,” Omar asked.

“I am not sure if I should tell you the grisly details, but let’s just say that overwhelming power of the locket consumed her and grabbed her soul. It was as if her grandmother took possession of her soul through the locket. She eventually committed suicide after hurting our children. She nearly drowned them in the baths.”

Omar gasped. He didn’t know what to believe. I must get home and remove the locket from my wife. That was all he could think of. He dashed home, to find his wife sleeping on her bed, sweating profusely. He made an attempt to remove the locket, but her hand shot up and held Omar’s arm tightly, so much so, it was hurting him now.

“Sameera! Sameera!” He shouted to no effect. He picked up the bottle of water from the side table and doused her completely in water. She fell back down in the bed, uttering profanities. Omar did not know what to do with Sameera. It was becoming extremely difficult to remove the locket. I should have known right from the start that the locket is wrong. I felt uncomfortable looking at it the minute Sameera held it in her hands. What have I gotten myself into?

Over the course of the next few weeks, Omar had no choice but to have his wife admitted into a center where sick people were treated. The doctors could not help her. Even his personal friend, Samir, the doctor eventually diagnosed her as mentally unstable.

“How can a locket do something like this Samir?” Omar asked him.

“Sometimes people like to believe in superstitions and other legends, and when they believe in them so whole heartedly, their mind can take control of their body and soul. She has apparently convinced herself that the same woman who originally had the locket has possessed her.”

Omar left discontent. He did not know what to do.

4 months later.

Omar never forgot his ex-wife. He filed for divorce against his wife, whom even the doctor had proclaimed insane and mentally unfit. Omar was not happy about it, but he was a little relieved hedid not have to deal with a sick person. It has been four months, and while he remembers Sameera everyday, today was the day when he felt like visiting her in the hospital. As he was eating his breakfast, he decided to call in sick at work, and drove over to the asylum, where his wife was supposedly admitted.

Omar wished his friend Samir was still here so he could brisk through the security. But Samir was transferred to the Koh-Samui Island in Thailand. Omar was forced to have his car checked by the security guards at the gate, walk through the metal detector, and fill in the visitor book.

“Whom are you here for,” the receptionist asked?

“My wife,” Omar paused. “My ex-wife. Her name is Sameera Omar, but I think it may be have been reverted to Sameera Ali now.”

“We don’t have a record of a Sameera Ali, or Sameera Omar here sir,” the receptionist said checking through the computer database.

“What? There must be a mistake,” Omar said, please check again.

“Hold on sir while I get our senior nurse here.”

Omar fidgeted a lot with his car keys. Is Sameera dead? What happened? Where did she go? His car keys fell to the ground when Dr. Miriam, the senior head nurse, instantly interrupted him in his thoughts.

“Are you here for Sameera,” asked Dr. Miriam.

“Yes, I am,” Omar replied.

“What is the nature of your relation to Sameera?”

“ I am her husband, well, ex-husband now for 4 months.”

“Well, sir, I am most pleased to tell you that Sameera fully recovered and left town.”

Omar did not know what happened first: the floor beneath his legs fall away, or him hitting his head on the edge of the cushioned chair. When he regained conscious, he saw himself facing the ceiling lights. He knew he was lying on the stretcher.

“What happened?!” he shouted, and got up from the bed. Dr. Miriam came running down from the main desk.

“Sir, it’s all right, you just had a brief fainting spell. You are all right now.”

“What did you say about Sameera, Dr?”

“Sir, I have a note for you which was left by Sameera. Please feel free to use my office to read it.”

Omar made his way through the corridor, lined with green linoleum. The strong antiseptic smell was hitting him hard now. He sat down at the desk and opened up the envelope.

It read:

Dear Omar,

This is probably the hardest letter I have had to write my entire life. I don’t know where to begin or what to say. If you are reading this letter, I am sure you will know by now that I am not here in the hospital. I left as soon as you had dropped me here.

I am sorry I have lived a big lie in front of you. Actually, I think our marriage was a huge lie. You were not the man I had married all those years ago. You were a different person before I married you. I don’t know what happened, but you had changed. I thought it was normal at first, but then, despite my reasoning with you (which always ended up in arguments anyways) I could get through to you. I knew right from the start that our marriage was a doomed one. I wish I had the power to turn back the clock and reverse our marriage.

You may be wondering about the locket too.

I have left that in the safety box with Dr. Miriam. It was of no use to me anymore, although it was very beneficial at the time. I know you will be very upset at me, but I saw no other way out of this marriage. Feel free to take it from Dr. Miriam.

I had paid uncle a lot of money to help me get out of the marriage. I had paid him a lot of money. As you know already, uncle was not doing well after his wife’s death, so he needed the money the most. He was only happy to help me out. The whole locket thing was fabricated. I had spent weeks planning out how to work everything out. The locket is a cheap locket, which I got from the novelty store. Uncle’s wife never had the locket, his wife was never sick and she never attempted to drown her kids. Uncle was in India, but he never traveled around extensively.

The elaborate story of the origin of the locket was a hoax. I am sorry I misled you into believing I was being possessed by the locket. I sure picked up a few acting lessons watching TV.

I hope you are not mad at uncle. It is not his fault. I was the one who coaxed him into this because he needed the money. Please don’t go say anything to uncle. If anything, you should be angry with me. But then again, I am not here in the hospital. I am free. I am free from your captivity.

I am living my new life now. I am pregnant 2 months now. I live with a man who loves me for me. He gives me all the attention I need, something I lacked from you. He also helped me out in getting out of the country. He said he had a lot of problem doing the necessary paperwork to get me out the asylum and all, but it worked out. He feels bad he had to forge some documents to get me admitted in the asylum, but there was no other way.

My dear Omar, if you can find a place in your heart, please forgive me.

Sameera Samir

PS. I am now in Koh Samui Island, Thailand.

The End

As the 14th of February approaches, I wrote this short story in a span of two hours to send out an anti-valentine message! Call me crazy or anything else, but I love this story because its probably more real than the heavy doses of saccharine sweetness valentine brings with itself.

Mansur

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Stark Conrtrast

Hey everyone,

I was at the Mall of the Emirates again today. My friends and I went had dinner at Chilis there, and checked out the Magic Planet, where the Robo Coaster was. I so wanted to get on it, but I get a bit weirded out when you see all these people standing right next to the attraction waiting to see your reaction as you ride the ride. It can become embarrassing. Why can’t people just watch and move on, instead of waiting to see who gets on and observe them throughout the whole ride? I left the ride for next time. There were a lot of people, and as I walked around the mall, I came to realize that in this particular mall, you find people from a better class. You don’t find people here from the lower class. This mall is too fancy and expensive for them. You go to Deira City Center, and you will find people from all walks of life. Which got me thinking: Is everything in Dubai catered for the rich or those who can afford it?

Every city has it share of rich and poor citizens, but tonight the contrast in Dubai became too obvious and stark for me. A taxi ride from the Mall of the Emirates to my home in Sharjah would cost me well over 100 dirhams. My friends wanted to watch a movie I had seen already and I had excused myself tonight. So, what do I do? Rely on the public transport. Ok, so Dubai’s public transport is nowhere near as efficient as they claim to be. I walked to the nearest bus stop, which was like 20 minutes away from the mall. Common sense says there should be a bus stop at the mall. There was no schedule posted anywhere, and I was resorted to asking people which number bus goes where. A group of Filipinos arrive, and I see asking the Indians and Pakistanis sitting on the road the same thing (yes, there were no benches at the bus stop!)

I took my chances with the first bus that arrived after 15 minutes, and thankfully it is the express bus, with no stop, directly towards the main bus depot in dubai. Once I got there, the line for Sharjah bus extended out of the bus station area. About 200 men were standing there. I joined the line, and soon noticed how everyone were staring at me. And I realized something else. Every single person in the line, bar a few Filipinos, were Indians, Pakistanis, Sri Lankans or Bangladeshis. You did not see any Westerners here. Very few Arabs too. These people were labor force. I saw guys sitting at the make-shift cafeteria, eating indianized shaswerma, watching some Indian song on tv. I saw men holding the cheapest Nokia phones.

The contrast became glaringly obvious, and I did not even think I was in the same city.

Guys here wore regular pants and shirts. People at the Mall were in designer clothes. Men here wait for an hour to get on the bus to take them to Sharjah. Guys at the Mall drive in their Mercedes, or even ride one of the nice taxis. The entertainment for some of the men at the bus depot was having the 1.5 dirhams shawerma and watching tv with bad reception and low volume. At the Mall people can pay 190 dirhams and ski down the slopes. The people here were holding their briefcases and paperwork, guarding them with cautious. People at the Mall were holding bags from Gucci and Armani.

I am not criticizing anyone or any group here. I am just amazed how in the same city there could be such a huge contrast. Ski Dubai. Dubai Land. Hydropolis. Burj Dubai. With all the developments Dubai has announced for the future, who will be the people who will really get to enjoy them? Those who actually build them, or the tourists or those who can afford it? I think the answer is glaringly obvious.

Mansur

Friday, February 10, 2006

Paper Refuses Jesus Cartoons....

Hey friends,

Another news article that is doing the rounds by the The Guardian of the UK reporting that the same Danish newspaper refused to print controversial cartoons of Jesus. But when it came to prophet Muhammad (pbuh), they had no problems in splashing it all over. Isn't this the height of hypocrisy? The more I read about the uprising of the Muslims the world over, the more it seems evident of a widening gap between the Muslim world and the Western world. As of now, 11 Muslims have been killed over the controvery. Embassies have been attacked, flags have been burnt, and the Danes think Copenhagen is the next "logical target." Will there ever be a successful dialogue between the two worlds? Everyone heard the new audiotape by Bin Laden, who talked about another "attack" on Western soil. Will that attack create a wider gap between the Muslims and the Westerners? I shudder to think about that.

Mansur

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Mall of the Emirates

Hi friends,

Last week, my friend had a day off from work, and so we decided to make use of our afternoon off. We went to check out the new Mall of the Emirates (MoE) in Dubai, and guess what? I fell in love with it. This is the first mall where I really enjoyed being in. Of course, the shops are the same everywhere, but somehow, MoE was designed a lot differently. If you remember, I talked about the Ibn Batutta mall earlier, which I was impressed with, but realized the novelty wore off after going there several times. City Center will eternally be crowded, but it is very touristy. Wafi and Bur Juman are for shoppers for more exclusive designer stuff. Mercato is good too, but the novelty has worn off, and is good for those living in close proximity to it.

MoE is very different, because, presently it is the biggest mall in Dubai, soon to be over shadowed by the Dubai Mall, which claims to be the world’s biggest mall! However, MoE has the added attraction of Dubai’s first ever skiing slope. From part of the mall, you can see into the lower half of the skiing slope, where you can also see the Snow Park, which is always full of children, and adults too, playing around in the snow. Who would have ever thought that you would see men and women in local traditional garb playing around in the snow?

The reason why I loved MoE is because of the interior design. It is very European styled, with concealed and dim lighting. The reception area for Ski Dubai is reminiscent of a Swiss chalet, complete with timber frames and beams. The only thing missing was a huge fireplace. There are sections of mall, which incorporates stonework, again reminiscent of Europe.

We also checked out the Magic Planet, the kids’ gaming area. There was something there called Robo Coaster, which was a six dimensional roller coaster. We were so ready to try it out, but my friend had a skirt, and so we decided to postpone it for some other time.

My absolutely favorite place was a small place called Marble Slab Creamery. I first had their ice cream in Houston, and was absolutely delighted to see them here too. What you do is order any flavor ice cream, and your ice cream scoop will be spread out like a dough on a marble, which is being cooled by cool water from below. Once your ice cream is spread like dough, you can have anything on top, like pizza toppings. Now, your toppings include gummi bears, chocolate chips, mars, kit kat, marshmallows, peanut butter, and chocolate syrup, among dozens of other stuff. I had the gummi bears and chocolate chips. Once put, the ice cream is folded over, and mashed up, and put in a cup. It was absolutely delicious.

On a short note, the coffee shops were not that amazing. In particular Columbus Café, where the service was pathetically poor. We ordered milk, and got the bill. I said I don’t want anything to drink, and she was writing latte for me. My friend ordered milk from three different waitresses, and eventually had to get some for herself. We also tried another organic café, Le Pain Quordinaire (something like that). It looked impressive, but once we tried it out, it was so-so. Bar the poor cafes here, MoE is a welcome addition to Dubai’s increasing number of malls.

Mansur

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Can You Raed Tihs?

Hlelo fiernds,

I was able to read it...i am passing it on to you

Olny srmat poelpe can raed it. Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Munsar :-)

Changes

Hey everyone,

In a bid to revamp my blog, I have changed my template, and I have added new stuff on the left side bar. There is a tag board, which I have seen on other people's blog. Let's see how popular this proves to be. I am not so sure if I will stick with template for now. I am trying to get rid of the Coffee Time heading, because I for one don't drink coffee. Oh well, let me look around for some more blog templates out there.

Mansur
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