Great Reasons to be a Guy!

GREAT REASONS TO BE A GUY!
-- see if you girls can beat this!

-- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-- You know stuff about tanks.
-- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-- You can open all of your own jars.
-- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
-- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
-- You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
-- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
-- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
-- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
-- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
-- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
-- Wedding dress -- $2,000. Tuxedo rental -- 75 bucks.
-- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
-- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
-- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
-- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-- You almost never have strap problems in public.
-- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-- You don't have to shave below your neck.
-- Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
-- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
-- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

I am sure there are 100s of other great reasons. Guys, if you know anymore, leave your ideas here by clicking the comments button right below here. Gals, if you know of situation of where you'd rather be a guy, you know where the comment button is!

Have an awesome day!

Mansur